Well this is awkward. Hurricane Seymour must have read our roast of it, because the storm responded by rapidly strengthening to a Category 4 with sustained winds of 150 mph. That eye ain’t too shabby either.

Oh yeah, Seymour. You’re still no threat to land, so ha!

Now for some links.

FROM ATMOLIFE

The AtmoLife Party introduces Dr. Misty Summers, our 2016 nominee for President of the United States.

Here’s the abridged version of Dr. Summers’ platform.
✅Pro Global Warming
✅Defeat ISIS with wedges
✅Ban the ECMWF
✅Build the tornado wall

FROM THE INTERWEBS

The Bermuda Triangle mystery isn’t solved” says the Capital Weather Gang in their rebuttal of Science Channel’s hexagonal air-bomb theory. They had no comment regarding AtmoLife’s research on this matter.

2 ski resorts in North America are already open! And neither of them are in Canada! If you live near Arapahoe Basin, CO or Killington, VT, go out and enjoy the only not miserable part about winter.

Happy Wedge Wednesday everybody.

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