Welp, fall is cancelled. It got tired of your excessive Oktoberfesting, pumpkin spice nonsense, and low resolution Instagram filters and just up and left. Now on this first day of November, much of the country feels like September never ended. OH SHIT. We forgot to wake up Green Day! Someone go wake them up right now! Thanks to the weather they might think it’s October 1st when they step outside today, so you’ll have enough time to run, but they are gonna be PISSED when they find out we let them sleep for an extra month. I digress. The most important detail of today’s unseasonably warm weather is that it has yet to be named. Last month we had #octoaster, but what official hashtag should refer to this month? We’ve listed a few ideas.
- #nOVENber (it’s mostly just typos of November though)
Share your own ideas in the comments if you got ’em! Now for the links.
Our awesome twitter followers shared their hilarious ideas for #MetHalloweenCostumes. We made crappy MS Paint drawings of our favorites.
FROM THE INTERWEBS
Alaska had themselves a very spooky Halloween. This Weather Channel video describes what appears to be an ice monster.
#MEDICANE? IS THIS MORE OBBUMERCARE TAXES?
— Philippe Papin (@pppapin) October 31, 2016
Let’s kick November in the peepee.