The Scene:

The 2017 World Championship Weather Wrestling (WCWW) modelweight title match streaming LIVE exclusively on AtomLife dot com!

The Characters:

The Euro: Ring Announcer
The NAM and the GFS: Commentary Team
The HRRR: Wrestler 1
The RAP: Wrestler 2
#wxtwitter: The crowd

The Match:

The NAM: “Welcome to another episode of World Championship Weather Wrestling! Tonight’s main event is a modelweight title match between the HRRR and the RAP!”

The GFS: “This is sure to be one heck of a fight!”

NAM: “Onto the Euro for tonight’s introductions!”

Euro: “Aaaaaaaaaand now it is time for the Main Event of the evening! This contest is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit, and it is for the WCWW Modelweight Championshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipppppp! On their way to the ring is the challenger, the HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!”

#wxtwitter (chanting): “HRRR(y) it up! HRRR(y) it up!

Euro: “And their opponent, the WCWW Modelweight Champion, The RAAAAAAAAAAAAP!”

#wxtwitter: “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ”

GFS and NAM: “Let’s get the action underway!”

NAM: “And the referee is making sure both competitors have nothing hidden, here we go!”

GFS: “One challenge for the RAP is that there is no champion’s advantage, a count-out or a disqualification and it will LOSE the title!”

NAM: “Both competitors have relatively quick speed, so the HRRR will have to couple its speed with its technical skills!”

#wxtwitter: “RAP SUCKS. RAP SUCKS. LETS GO HRRR. LETS GO HRRR.”

GFS: “Wait a second, is the RAP setting up the Rapid Update Cycle?!”

NAM: “And here w- THE HRRR COUNTERED THE RAPID UPDATE CYCLE INTO THE 15 MINUTE LOCK.”

#wxtwitter: “YES! YES! YES!”

GFS: “The RAP is fading! The referee is checking to see if it’s responding.”

NAM and GFS: “IT’S GONE, WE HAVE A NEW MODELWEIGHT CHAMPION!”

Euro: “And your winner by submission, and your NEEEEEEEEEEEEW modelweight champion, The HRRR!”

#wxtwitter (throwing streamers toward ring): “THAT WAS AWESOME.” (clap clap clap)

NAM: “What is this? The RAP and the HRRR are shaking hands, what a tremendous display of respect between the two competitors!”

GFS: “Something tells me the RAP will invoke its rematch clause sooner than later…”

NAM: “Oh will you just let HRRR enjoy the celebration!? You can’t even get any of your predictions right!”

GFS: “Maybe I should get the Polar Vortex to slap the taste out of your mouth!”

NAM: “That’s it for tonight’s episode of WCWW, thanks again for letting us into your homes for this historic title match! Maybe next time I’ll have a new commentary partner…”

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